(NEIGHING) Whoa. (BOTH GRUNTING) Oh, Apu, you keep scoring while my back is turned. Aired 18 years ago - May 05, 2002 . Since they obviously can’t not meddle. Then I shred the list and put it in his food. That child! And now, let the battle be joined. This is supposed to be our special time together. Hit with stick. Today's the day we play badminton with them. Apu? Well, we had fun. (MUTTERING) Now, we have eight children. Dirty love. “The Sweetest Apu” is very much in the same vein. Done. Complete Transcripts. So they go to Apu’s creepy apartment, stop him from committing suicide, and give him a list of demands to earn his way back to the marriage. In a Civil War reenactment, we need lots of Indians to shoot. So Homer start snooping around, and end up coming across Apu in a back room, while he’s having sex with the Squishee delivery lady. The Sweetest Apu. You're the jerk. The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. But it’s clear that Manjula doesn’t really want the divorce, as shown by how creeped out she is by the sketchy divorce attorney who just wants to milk Apu for all he’s worth. HOMER: Good show! Contents. Tonight, Matt and Robbie discuss Episode DABF14, The Sweetest Apu, the nineteenth episode of Season Thirteen. We gotta invite Krusty. No, no! Locations. How did you find out? My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag. If you give me another chance, I'll do anything to make it up to you. Now, Apu, when you gave me this keg, it had dents. (GROANING) Now, Manjula, do you want me to find another partner? Especially when Apu and Manjula come over to the Simpson’s house that afternoon to play badminton, and the Simpsons have a hell of a time keeping their mouths shut with all the innuendo going around. Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Maggie Simpson. Mommy Will You Let Daddy Come Back? "Unique Unite" (SCREAMING) Homie, what's wrong? It's been on my list for a long time! I said not tonight. (ALL HISSING) (SIGHING) I always thought karma was baloney, but not anymore. And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading! They decide to keep Apu’s wife Manjula from finding out about it. So cold. Not bad, eh? We're gonna be late! FRINK: The nylon has been released! This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. If you’re a Simpsons fan (or you have spent basically any time on social media, ever), you might be familiar with controversy over the character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from THE SIMPSONS. We will know when it feels right again. (BOTH SIGHING) So, back in the old bed. Bravo! Apu first appeared in 1990, in the episode “The Telltale Head.” Truly, you are the greatest generation. The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped. (GUNS FIRING) (GUNS FIRING) BROKAW: We are gathered here this Memorial Day to once again honor you World War II veterans. I have to think all of this over. The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu" TBA v - e - d. Media; Main Characters. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. The Sweetest Apu is part of the The Simpsons (season 13) series, a good topic. Yes. First thing in the morning, I promise. The Sweetest Apu (S13, E19-288) Now, see, if a guy tried this, it would be seen as creepy and/or sick. Mmm. Okay. I know. (EXCLAIMING) It's true. (APU AND ANNETTE GIGGLING) (GROANING) (APU AND ANNETTE MOANING) Please do the Hindu that you do so well. I understand. (COUGHING) Mine tastes like dog fur! (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? After the children have left, Apu believes that the Squishee delivery lady has made a pass at him, by calling him handsome. I get to stand around watching you sell fatty poisons to overfed Americans. Look who's here! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. But if we remind Apu and Manjula of why they fell in love, maybe they can work out their problems. Change ). Look. You're damn right, it is! (BOTH MOANING) (SCREAMING) What's a eunuch? It's established in the case of Lawyers v. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Tell that woman it's over between you and her. HOMER: (WHISPERING) Can I lick your fingers? Episode 1F10, Season 5 First aired Feb 10, 1994 Written by Greg Daniels Directed by Mark Kirkland. For me, the war is over! How can you even accuse me of repeated infidelity? So cold. What do you think I should do? Sure. They do fabulous work. I'm just gonna drain the area around your wound. Oh, I hope no one makes any double entendres. (HUMMING) No offense, but you remind me of the monkey man who slaughtered my family's chickens. Kids, we want to talk to you about something. Very good. Hello, Sign in. However, she eventually learns of Apu’s affair by watching store security tapes. But that’s not important right now, so we follow Homer and Bart out to some park for the reenactment. I want him to suffer. Greatest generation to the rescue! It was magic. With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon. Here you go. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 5, 2002. At the Golden Banana? The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South, and the East (MEN MURMURING) to keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union, respectively. Look. Maybe we can't rush things. watch 01:38. You can't thank us enough! Now, the actual battle was fought over there where that man is standing, but he won't move, so we'll do it here. Is there something you want to tell me? MARGE: Yeah! "The Sweetest Apu" "Little Girl in the Big Ten" "The Frying Game" "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Craoladh an naoú eipeasóid déag, "The Sweetest Apu", den tr íú sraith déag de The Simpsons ar an 5 Bealtaine 2002. Please help out by editing it. The show used to get great laughs out of intentionally lame stuff (“A master craftsman can build three mailboxes an hour!”), but those were just isolated jokes. Listener Question of the Week: What episode embarrasses you the most? Wait, something's wrong. (SIGHING) Okay, Apu, be strong. I'll let you win. Keep it coming, Brokaw! Come here, you. Hey, you know what strikes me as weird? Oh, a challenge! All those kids. That seems insane. But I cannot come. Season 13 "The Sweetest Apu" 13x19. (CRYING) Yes, you are scum. (CHUCKLING) Avert your eyes, eunuch. Scríobh John Swartzwelder an eipeasóid seo. The Simpsons (1989) - S13E19 Comedy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (CHUCKLING) That was a wonderful day for us. He is hideous. Now, you just take the kids home. I saw you and that Squishee Lady canoodling like junkyard rabbits! (WOMAN GIGGLING) (MUTTERING) That giggle is none of my business, or is it? As we see when Manjula has brought the children to Kwik-E-Mart. Lauding your legacy is a labor of love. HOMER: Apu is cheating. But things really fall apart when a group of World War II veterans start getting senility/PTSD flashbacks and decide to hop in a tank and join the fray. Who is Apu? (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (CHILDREN CLAMORING) Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work? Hey, Marge, you care for a tropical drink? SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. My goodness how the octuplets have grown! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. D'fhéach 11.8 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. "Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?" I think he's building to something. Okay. I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first. “The Sweetest Apu” was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Matthew Nastuk, 2002. Tonight, we invite both Manjula and Apu for dinner, but we don't tell them the other one's coming. What's the score? Thanks. You may now move back with your family and your never-ending disgrace. " The Sweetest Apu. (PEOPLE HOOTING) Uh-oh. The show’s obsession with keeping us up to date on the high and lows of the life of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I Sorry, sorry. Oh, my God. Homer gets Barney … Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Are you absolutely sure? That's sad. Not tonight. Hey, Apu, I think she likes you. I've gotta return this keg. Cleanup in all the aisles. I liked all the roles filled by minority actors. This episode’s pretty good. It only happened once, but I am so ashamed. Unfortunately the first step is to break things off with the Squishee lady, and when he tries to, he apparently just has more sex with her. The kids, plus a wife that isn't putting out, and Apu isn't feeling the best. That's good adultery! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) (HUMMING) Manjula, come quick! Oh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen. Plot Summary At the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu is exhausted after Manjula brings the octuplets to the store. Which raises the question, why is this a thing? Added: 05.05.2002. USA! When Homer accidentally catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, he struggles to keep the news to himself. Yeah! LISA: Bart, stick to the script. I still have feelings for Apu. I need some supplies. Or should I say blandoori? The Simpsons 9F01 - Homer the Heretic Episode Script. "My Fair Lady performed with all-octuplet cast. Bravo! APU That's a dollar-eighty-five. Or you could talk to Apu. I'll give you the Maxwell Circuit if you put down my daughter. Mmm-hmm. I am so angry, I could just, I could fall asleep! I love Apu. Meanwhile, there’s some lady who is delivering the Squishee machine syrup, and she’s flirting with Apu like crazy. They miss their father. " The octuplets said their first words. I am Ganesh, your god. And at the same time Marge is busy teaching the octuplets to beg Manjula to let Apu come home, so she decides to break down and try to fix the marriage. I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money. And after all of the demands are met, Manjula lets him back to the house, and they begin the arduous task to repairing their trust, love, and relationship. What is it that you want to tell me? Springfield. 'Cause if they don't (IMITATING LASER BLASTS) Manjula, we've got a special guest for you. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí. I love his optimism. The Sweetest Apu “Oh, Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you?” Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “The Sweetest Apu” is the nineteenth episode of Season 13. (ALL CHEERING) Tanks? Grape. It's this thing! Why, I didn't even notice. This battlefield is rife with inaccuracy. I am willing to take you back Really? This isn't on the list! (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Pow, pow. While you talk, I'm just gonna help myself to some licorice rope. (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) (EXCLAIMING) The South will boogie again! Thank you very much, you big fat blabbermouth! (GROANS) This Squishee's awful. Why don't we play this? Have you come to forgive me? So she gets pissed, and kicks Apu out of the house, causing him to move into some creepy apartment for bachelors where Kirk Van Houten lives. This is one of those episodes that feel like it would have benefited from them actually having made that spinoff show just about the people of Springfield, because there’s really no reason that the Simpsons had to be involved, other than the fact that the show is named after them. Directed by Matthew Nastuk. Oh, this is just too inaccurate. Oh. Sounds like America's enemies are at it again. (BOTH MOANING). So anyway, if you take that bottle down and pass it around I know. All right, Mendoza! Well, I do, but I don't want him to think that I am a doormat. Hit with stick. (GASPING) (CRYING) Manjula, please. Provided you complete these tasks. Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so One drink won't hurt. Mock! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) You can run, but you can't glide! Slimedog. Synopsis: Apu is a jobless former student dreaming vaguely of a future as a writer. In my role as customer, I saw the whole thing. I keep telling you, off-camera, he's a desperately unhappy man. He took a Cockney flower girl and turned her into My Fair Lady. You forgot to eat a light bulb. (GROANING) Welcome, steady customer. Simpsonology. Wait, wait! There’s apparently a big Civil War reenactment going on, and they’re picking up a keg of beer. MAN 1 I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp. And while he’s toiling away, cursing his stressful and tired existence, Homer and Bart show up, dressed up in Union Army costumes. Go ahead. APU: Mmm! I'll let you win. Hey, she called me "handsome. 101 Dalmatians (1961) A Night of Fright is No Delight; A Clue for Scooby-Doo; Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!) Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Blah, blah! In the episode, Homer and his wife Marge discover that convenience store owner Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady working in his store. Well, when Homer does something wrong, I write a list of ways he can make it up to me. This is going great! What are you doing? I know a great nametag place. Let's tell Krusty. The Simpsons AABF11 - I'm With Cupid Episode Script. Why do you always take the side of local merchants? (WOMAN MOANING) APU: Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you? Meet me at the mail slot. Don't go Mary Todd on us. I never realized it was so wide. (WHIMPERING) Oh, I am so sorry, Manjula. Let's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker, and along comes sexy Mrs. Homie, it's Have you told him yet? Oh! But after Marge starts weeping while watching a video of Apu and Manjula’s wedding, that she has for some reason, she decides that they need to fix thing. At the end of the day though I guess they had a good time, and Homer head to the Kwik-E-Mart to return the now severely damaged keg. All right. How's life, handsome? I mean, anyone for penis? Hell, even Professor Frink has a crazy Wild Wild West robotic spider. Will that affect the settlement? (GROANING) I'll just get the shuttlecock. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. But Homer and Marge aren’t done meddling, so they decide to pull a stupid sitcom stunt, and invite Apu and Manjula to dinner at their house, without the other knowing what’s going on. Here you go. (MUSIC PLAYING) Come on, Barney. Some special time. (ETHNIC MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING GIBBERISH) Marge, why are you crying? The Indian rope trick has become the Indian nope trick. I was afraid it would start me drinking again, but it didn't! Welcome back to Inside The Actors Studio. Yes, master. Apu, the operator of the famed Kwik-E-Mart, is a South Asian character voiced by Hank Azaria. Are you sure you don't want to come? The Simpsons try to help him reconcile with his wife. And after a night of strange, incomprehensible stress dreams about what he saw, Homer talks to Marge in the morning, and she quickly realizes something is wrong. A girl in the bar! This is identified as among the best series of articles produced by the Wikipedia community. Is it my husband's whore? (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Manjula! A keg of beer and a six-pack to hold me until I tap the keg. Don't worry. Every generation stinks but ours! He already knows. She likes you. I order you to get back together or I'll suck your blood! Apu is obviously embarrassed and ashamed, and decides to take the Simpsons’ advice to fix things. In the episode, Homer and his wife Marge discover that convenience store owner Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady working in his store. Look. The Sweetest Apu (Apu) Krusty Gets Kancelled (Krusty) Marge In Chains (Chief Wiggum) Winner: The Sweetest Apu (Apu) Best Supporting Actress. Well, we’ve seen Apu learn to love, get married, and have babies, so let’s tackle infidelity. Apu has an affair with a woman who delivers Squishees to his store. Oh, I'm just happy to lie here appreciating and respecting you. “The Sweetest Apu” was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Matthew Nastuk, 2002. Let me get into character. "The Simpsons" The Sweetest Apu (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I only sell Smooshies now. No! 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